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RJ Quotes...


Max: "I'm in love with Blair."
RJ: "But she's your wife, isn't that a sin or something?"

Antonio: "Why don't you give up before the whole thing gets uglier?"
RJ: "I was sooo looking forward to it."

RJ: (To Bo) "Retribution is just around the corner, commissioner...only you never know which one - so watch your back."

RJ: "I know you've seen the effects of the wonder drug...how would you like it if I gave you a taste of your own medicine?"

RJ: (To Sophia) "Well, if it isn't the littlest cadet."

RJ : (To Sophia) "You'd better get out your magnifying glass, Miss Marple."

Sophia: "RJ, you're just blowing smoke."
RJ: "Well, you know what they say, where there's smoke, there's fire. Be careful, my little cadet....you just might get burned."

RJ : "When someone is betrayed by their best friend, it's Shakespearean, almost Biblical."

RJ: "What about the Robocop entrance?"

RJ (to Lindsay): "Lose the scarf, sister, all right?"

RJ (about Antonio): "An officer of the law threatening a brother's life..."

Keith (about Lindsay): "Who's the blonde?"
RJ: "Don't worry about her...she's much too much for you to handle."

RJ (to Cristian): "..Then you are more stupid than my capacity to even imagine."

RJ (again to Cris): "You're lying...and like most things that you put your mind to, you're doing it badly."

RJ (To Roseanne, who is trying to seduce him): "Get cable."

RJ (To Roseanne): "You deserve to be thrown out of here on your tightly wrapped butt."

RJ (To police officers): "There's a doughnut shop around the corner...pig out!"

RJ: "Big Bad Bo..."

RJ: "When it comes to stupidity, never underestimate a Vega."

RJ (about Antonio): "Pretty boy flat foot..."

RJ (To Lindsay while, unbeknownst to them, they are sitting on a box with Colin's body inside of it): "You have know idea the kind of trouble you have us sitting on."

Lindsay: "You're keeping Colin here?"
RJ: "Well, as a matter of fact, he really isn't keeping that well."

RJ (about Colin): "Contrary to popular opinion, dead men often do tell tales."

RJ (To Nora): "I'm bad again. I'm a bad dude. Ask anybody."

RJ (About Lindsay): "I inherited her from Dorian."

RJ (To Cristian about Jen): "So you've met the mother and you've still gotten close to this Rappaport girl?"

RJ: "See, Henry, we's all free here! Deal with it."

RJ (to Hank): "You know that moral high ground you've been squatting on all these years? It's gotten a little soggy."

Nora: "How did Shafer know about Keri?"
RJ: "I'm the only one she was a secret from!"

RJ (checking on Cristian): "A relative? Well, yeah....I'm a brother."

RJ (about Jen): "Cristian, get rid of the child."

RJ (to Antonio): "Boy, you'd better watch your mouth!"

RJ (about Antonio taking RJ's bait): "Come on, Vega, show your true colors. Make the biggest mistake of your life."

RJ: "The keystone cops did put on quite a floor show."
Max: "Yeah, that's bound to do wonders for your business."
RJ: "Oh, yeah, really packs them in. Well, nothing does it like a good old-fashioned rousting by the police. But the night was not a complete loss. See, the police came up empty-handed, and Antonio Vega, in particular, looked like a fool."

RJ (About Antonio): "A man with a mind that small just isn't right for my daughter."

RJ (About Antonio): "...dim-witted, jack-booted bully with a badge..."

RJ: "That's Carlotta....she thinks she's got a direct line to God and knows what's best for everyone."

RJ (to Hank): "You have a home, why don't you go to it."

RJ (to an imprisoned Lindsay): "Made yourself Belle of the Big House Ball?"

Lindsay: (About escaping) "I have a plan."
RJ: "It'd better not involve my baking anything."

RJ (After seeing Tillie threaten Lindsay): "Well, I see you've made friends here."

RJ (Arguing with Roxy): "Listen, Shorty..."

RJ (to Roxy): "You poor, deluded fool."

RJ: "Heroic Henry rescuing Lovely Liz from big-bad RJ."

Troy: "I want Lindsay out of town."
RJ: "Well, who doesn't?"

RJ: (about Dr. Troy) "I'm not impressed with Doctor Twin."

RJ: (To Lindsay) "Did Allison's crazy rub off on you?"

RJ: (To Lindsay) "I don't know how you stand upright with that brain of yours."

RJ (To Liz): "Well, as you say, Keri's going to need a lot of help - a lot of advice that I'm certainly not qualified to give her. I mean, I'm less experienced being motherly than I am being fatherly."

RJ (To Hank, about Keri): "I didn't know the girl existed and you're sending checks to her mother......"

Lindsay: "Why don't you just go along with my story?"
RJ : "Which story would that be, Linday? You know there are so many."
Lindsay: "That we're dating."
RJ: "Oh, that nightmare!"

Max: "Consider yourself lucky."
RJ: "I do, Max. Everytime I see you!"

RJ: (To Roxy) "I thought you had your own club to haunt."

Roxy: "Hey...long time no see, Bro."
RJ: "Lucky me."

RJ: (To Dorian about visiting Lindsay at St. Anne's) "You going to go have tea with the prozac nation?"

RJ: (To Dorian about Mitch) "You've been a busy little bride...you wouldn't be planning on robbing Mitch b l i n d would you?"

Evangeline: (after kissing RJ) "Still need proof that I'm interested?"
RJ: "I guess not. But you can feel free to re-instate your case any time you want."

Evangeline: "I don't want you to leave town."
RJ: "I'm used to the police saying that to me."

RJ: (to Keri about her, Antonio and Jamie) "This family portrait you're painting in your mind - where exactly do you have Jessica Buchanan standing?"

RJ: (At Crossroads, to Max) "I figured someone should warn Viki and her alters not to plan any felonies around you, 'cause you're a blabbermouth."

Rex: "It's Amateur night."
RJ: "Amateur, well that's you all over."

RJ (To Rex, who is with Lindsay): "Excuse me, young man, you don't mind if I borrow Mrs. Robinson for a minute, do you?"

RJ: (To Blair about Todd) "You still love that thing."

Kelly: "I'm not really in a drinking mood."
RJ: "And yet you come to a bar!"

RJ: "I may live in Llanview, but I'm not an idiot."

RJ: (about Antonio) "I hate him almost as much as he loves himself."

RJ: (At Lindsay's gallery, to John) "Lieutenant...as you can see, we're fresh out of donuts, so what can we do for you?"

Antonio: "I quit the force."
RJ: "You did? Becoming a bit of a habit for you, isn't it?"




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